I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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