I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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