He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize