The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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