What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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