Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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