we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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