OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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