Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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