My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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