In America we eat man semen.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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