She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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