You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's blow job season.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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