seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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