My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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