jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
