Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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