Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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