i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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