Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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