okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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