Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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