I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We were destined to go to rehab together
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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