why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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