your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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