Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i will never coherently bang her
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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