to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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