So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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