Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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