how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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