I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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