I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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