i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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