I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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