He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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