Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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