my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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