something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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