She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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