One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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