didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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