You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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