you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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