if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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