white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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