Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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