"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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