nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Pappa wants mamma naked
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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