Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
A+ Viking dick
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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