ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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