used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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