I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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