i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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