I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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