Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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