Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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