He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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