this beer tastes like vomit already
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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