Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Buhtt sex?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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